Oh, you know. Anything that counts as cheating.
Oh, well, you’re doing that “monogamous” thing aren’t you? That’s just no fun…not to mention I can’t quite do that myself! I have an actual condition for that.
**YUP! He HAS to do…THINGS!** *giggles idiotically*
Why are you speaking to him. Encouraging. Why.
What are you talking about? I’m actually fairly clean. Or are you referring to the the discoloration?
You…you call that clean? Oh honey child, no no no. *takes out moist towelette and wipes Remy’s face* Your face is under what we call the “crust” layer, residing on the “mantle.”
Ack! Gott im Himmel, what are you doing?!
Eh, cleaning your nasty face. And what did you just said to me?!
Next thing you know he’ll say his mother was a saint.
Shaddup. There! *throws towelette away* All clean. Now the other one’ll have to be steam cleaned. Ain’t nothin’ I can do about THAT.
((ooc: Sorry for the late response; I didn’t see that you reblogged this. Weird…))
I am not nasty!
Oi think he’s referring t’ the lack o’ bathin’, love. And yeh ain’t touchin’ me wit’ those!
Yeeeeah, if someone has to say “lack o’ bathin’,” you probably aren’t very clean. And I said steam cleanin’. I don’t know if all the soap in Bed Bath and Beyond would clean you.
THAT. Is a lot of soap, too.
Mmmmhmmm. So you guys enjoying the 4th?
**~runs by with sparklers laughing hysterically~**
((ooc: Again, no notice from tumblr…sorry!))
…Oi can’t remember th’ last toime Oi had a bath. Think Mum had somethin’ to do with it… *rocks Abby*
No, no. Last time was when we had to wash all that blood off. After your murderous rampage. Remember?
~stares in horror~ G…give me the baby. Like, now.
Piss off, mate. She’s moine. *craddles closer*
I must warn you, Bella, he is highly protective of her.
And so’s Biscuit.
Okay, babies need clean enviroments, right, Kakeru?
Yeah, actually, he’s right…she might get sick.
Gavin, dear-heart, they mean well.
I think we should leave this one alone, since we aren’t bringing in anymore kids.
You are such a freakin’ sweetheart.
Here. ~gives soap~ Go bathe her and yourself, and keep her clean. That should fix the problem.
Oh. Yeah, I guess it would, huh. So back to you, Remy. ;)
*stares at soap* ????
Yes, as we were saying.
~chuckles~ So how does som-
**BELLA BELLA BELLA BELLA…oh hi, that guy from before hihi I’m Kamiko what’s your name?**
Remy. And aren’t you just precious.
*helpless look at Kakeru* Uh….. Wot’s this stuff?
Are you serious? That is soap. You put water on it, put water on you, then you lather, rinse, and in your case, definitely repeat.
**I KNOW! I’m adorable and that’s why they love me. ~giggles~ Remy’s a nice name. But it sounds kind of like food, not a naaaame.**
I never get to have any fun. Hey, smelly, can I hold the baby?
Oh. Never heard o’ tha’ before. *sniffs-blinks at Bella* Oi have a name, ya wanker.
Dear-heart, play nice. And it is a name. A name I chose for myself and I like it.
~gags~ Are you serious? You’ve never heard of soap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lemme hold her….Abby, right?
**OKAY! My name is silly, but I like it, too!**
Kamiko, you have no idea what he’s talking about, do you?
*takes Abby* Go bathe, dear-heart.
*grumbles* Foine. Jes’ show me how t’ use the damn shit.